December 2011
guy: girl you're a muslim
girl: why
guy: cause your body islamin
really don’t know if i can get away with wearing these hotpants without tights on urghhhh i feel naked
penguiiin:
If you say swag slow enough it’ll sound like “I’m a faggot”
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
me:
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
save-us-y2j:
kohthefacestealer:
why haven’t we bombed norway yet?
Because its made of impenetrable BLACK METAL.
theadventuresofoliversykes:
It’s the movie they wouldn’t let you see. The record labels wouldn’t release it. It’s the most offensive, vulgar, awkward, retarded, band DVD of all time.
It’s also the funniest, and the best. Watch it before they delete it. Download link below.
Viewer discretion is advised. Nudity, man poos and strong language from the first second.